Examination

NO. I won’t be talking about how the Form 1 and Form 2 History is easier than the Form 3. Wasting my time talking about that. And I won’t be debating that the History paper was quite easy. I’m talking about a comprehension passage. A comprehension passage taken from an exam in some High School in China. It’s about my ultimate obsession. Yes. It’s about DBSK.

FINALLY, the wait is over. Much to the excitement of fans, South Korean boy band Dong Bang Shin Ki released their new album, Mirotic, on September 29. Once again, the five boys have displayed their appeal (吸引力) with powerful beats (节拍) and memorable tunes (曲调).
The title of the leading song, Mirotic, comes from the Korean word “miro” which means “maze” (迷宫) and the English suffix (后缀)”tic”.
“It is meant to describe the kind of feeling one has when he falls in love with someone at first sight ” said member U-Know (郑允浩). “It’s like being trapped in a maze.”

It is reported that the album has sold 90,000 copies two days after its release. It has risen to No 1 on the weekly chart in South Korea.

While you enjoy the catchy song, don’t miss the band’s trademark dancing moves. This time Dong Bang Shin Ki worked with famous dance choreographer (舞蹈编排) Kenny Wormald, who once cooperated with American pop stars including Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera.
The band began working on the new record in early 2007 and didn’t finish until June this year.
“We have plunged (投入) ourselves into the producing work. We see the album as an opportunity to show our fans that we have made progress on a daily basis, ” said member Xiah (金俊秀). “We won’t let them down.”

It is this aspiring (有抱负的) attitude that keeps the band going in the highly competitive entertainment world. The band never sets boundaries (边界) to their music styles. Since their 2003 debut (首次登台), they have tried pop, R&B and ballads (民歌). After winning the hearts of thousands of teenagers across Asia, they haven’t slow down. This year, Dong Bang Shin Ki has starred in two TV.
(T/N: I think they mean TV commercials.)

Source: Baidu
Credits:仙t后v派x派q@baidu
Trans by : TVXQfever

I’ll surely ace in that exam. Without even studying. I know I would pass with flying colours and rainbows. The sun would be so bright that everyone (who knows about DBSK from A-Z) would be smiling away while doing the exam. Those are one lucky students. Not every Cassiopeian has the chance to get exam on their favourite boys. Learning about DBSK from A-Z is not easy task. One must jump from site to site. And it’s not easy as there are million of site about them. I’m so proud I know them quite well. Haha. Time to study Science. As if I would after this. I think I would be surfing the net to update my knowledge of DBSK. Haha.

Mathematics Tuition

is so damn boring. I almost died in there. The teacher doesn’t even look at the students when she teaches. Haiya. Anyways, I was so bored that I started a game. It’s a writing story game. The game which you write anything you want, fold it, and only allow the next person to read the last line. It’s really funny though. Just to waste some-not-really-precious time. Haha. We played twice, by the way. And I’ll bold the last line of every person’s story.

The First Story By Sharon, Martha and Debra.

One day, Arelif fell into the drain. Everyone laughed at him because everyone hates him.They couldn’t control their hatred towards him so they punched him, stabbed him in the eye, gorged his eyeballs out and pulled his intestines out. But alas, he did not die.He went on to his girlfriend and hug her, he look deep into her eyes and kiss her. His girlfriend was so touched that she fainted. As you can see, their love is very strong. Then came the girlfriend’s mother and saw the boy and hit him right on the cheek. The lap stayed on his face till’ he died. The people of the world hates him. They damned him to damnation for eternity. The person who was cursed to damnation for eternity struggled to change his fate. So one day, he went on a journey to a faraway kingdom. A man came to a huge lake and saw the dragon laying down on the side smoking a cigarette. He wave and act jsut like a king and stood up in front of the man.The hate-able man was drown in everyone’s hatred for him. Not one, not a single soul, wishes him to be alive. He was doomed. He met a dragon who had a similar features like *censored*. He yelled in disgust. The dragon was angry so it hit him with its tail. And hear the sound of the waves. He hears the lion roar and ran away far in the jungle and never to be seen again.

Basically, the story is just plain ridiculous. At least, Martha and I were on the same channel, as in damnation and stuff. But Debra, haha, was totally on a different channel. It was really fun.

The Second Story By Sharon, Martha, Jacynta and Debra.

The day is very hot. Arelif died of dehydration. Nobody would offer him any water. Even the math teacher in tuition, scoffs at his appearance. He had greasy hair, a face resembling the moon, beard like a barbarian and worst of all, he smelt like a corpse. Then the vampire sucked the begger’s blood. Then came a rich man who tried to save the begger from the vampire. But seddenly the vampire fell in love with the rich man. The rich man too fell in love with the vampire. So they declare a relationship. But the girl rejected him and went on to Australia. A John cried so hard and loud until his eyes pop out. The girl was scared so she left the station and continue her journey. The journey to search for water was hard. It’s as if looking for a needle in a hay stack. He saw something!! Is it what he could possibly deen looking for?? An ice-cream truck?! The truck’s colour was pink. Which reminded me of So Nyeo ShiT Dae. I scratched the sides of the truck, made a hole in the tyres and splashed RED paint on the truck. Cassiopeia! The rich man died. The rich wife laugh and bought a new house in Paris. She is rich and the husband’s dead. The end.

HAHAHAHA. This story is even worst. Nobody’s on the same channel. Everyone has their own idea. Haha. The truck part was hilarious. Splashing red paint on the truck and suddenly the rich man died. Haha. This two stories kept us company until it’s almost time to go back home. Haha. Aiyo. Time to sleep already. Tomorrow need to study! (Yeah right. As if. I’ll keep on complaining about everything. Haha)

The Result

We BARELY survive the 8 hours of talking Apin-like. Urgh. Those who don’t know what deos Apin-like means, argh. Who cares? We were so different from our usual selves taht even the teacher noticed something was wrong. Haha. We even said ‘Selamat Pagi’ to everyone like more than twice. We even did the English work without a complaint. Haha. It’s amazing. Haha. I can’t even believe we actually made it through the awesomely boring 8 hours. We even tried to prevent ourselves from speaking English. Haha. Unless teacher ask lah, we won’t speak English. Maybe our tongue slipped. Haha. It has been decided that, EVERY MONTH there WILL be a contract. And there would even be a SPECIAL CONTRACT for Lent. Hahaha. This is crazy work. What we have learned from our very first contract to ‘discipline’ ourselves is that NEVER EVER MAKE THE PROMISE TO NOT LAUGH. It almost killed us. We almost died of soundless laughing. We were only allowed to smile. And fullstop. Argh. The torture. Haha.

A Very Special Cancerian

I came across this thingy. It says to find out more about your friend. So yeah. I put my own name lor. I don’t even know if it’s true or not. Haha. But it’s interesting.

Sharon Melissa

A very special Cancerian

Sharon Melissa is a tough cookie. You can’t pull the wool over Sharon’s eyes and you had better not try! Sharon was born under the sign of the crab and she can deliver a very nasty nip! Cancerians may not be the fiercest creatures in the zodiac but they are blessed with a brilliant set of self-defense mechanisms. They have impenetrable armour and sharp, scary claws. Sharon’s shell is especially strong. She won’t let anyone come anywhere near to her heart unless she knows for sure that they mean no harm. Her impeccable instincts inform her of this and alert her to act accordingly. This is why the world around Sharon is divided into two sorts of people – those who don’t know quite what to make of her and those who have been fortunate enough to meet the real Sharon Melissa.

The real Sharon Melissa is soft, kind, caring, loving and giving. So soft, so kind, so special as to deserve a sainthood. All praise to ‘Saint Sharon the Caring.’ It has a ring to it does it not? It is fair comment, is it not? Indeed it is, as all who know the true nature of Sharon will willingly and eagerly confirm. There’s only one problem with being a saint. It is what it does to your ego. Sharon Melissa is a true saint and true saints are not just naturally loving and compassionate, they are also naturally humble. But true saints have a tendency to turn into martyrs. Sometimes, just sometimes, Sharon can be a little too good for her own good.

Saint? Yeah right. Haha

Perjanjian/Promise (some sort of contract)

This post will be about some contract with the devil. Muahahaha. It’s some sort of contract to ‘discipline’ Martha and I. Haha. Reading the contract would make you think we are really bad. Haha. Anyways, it’s in Bahasa Malaysia so, yeah, I’m not some super hardworking person to translate what we wrote on the piece of paper. It was written during Science tuition. When we said we would make a contract. Haha.

PERJANJIAN

1. Pada 19 Februari 2009. Sharon Melissa dan Martha Mardiana hanya dibenarkan senyum dan tidak boleh ketawa dengan terbahak-bahak.
2. Kedua-dua perempuan ini tidak boleh mengutuk mana-mana guru matapelajaran mereka pada 19 Februari 2009.
3. Kedua-dua perempuan ini haris membuat latihan English dengan hati yang gembira dan senyuman di bibir.
4. Kedua-dua perempuan ini tidak akan mengutuk Evelyn dan Amy. Dan juga Debra dan Adz. Savena juga.
5. Kedua-dua perempuan ini tidak boleh bersikap gangster. Mereka harus bersopan-santun pada setiap masa.
6. Farah, Ezzah dan Faizah dilarang dibuli oleh kedua-dua perempuan ini.
7. Kedu-dua perempuan ini hanya debenarkan menjerit atau menggunakan suara lantang untuk pre-sale.
8. Kedua-dua perempuan ini tidak boleh merungut tentang mana-mana kerja rumah yang diberi oleh mana-mana cikgu.
9. Perjanjian ini akan tamat tepat pada 2.30 petang, 19 Februari 2009.
10. Kedua-dua perempuan ini dilarang bercakap dengan diri-sendiri macam orang sakit mental.
11. Kedua-dua perempuan ini dilarang ketawa apabila sura sesiapa sahaja pecah.

Dengan in, Sharon Melissa dan Martha Mardiana berjanji untuk mematuhi segala perjanjian yang telah ditetapkan. Sekiranya kami gagal mematuhi mana-mana peraturan/syarat tersebut, kami harus mengulangi kontrak tersebut pada hari seterusnya, iaitu pada hari Jumaat, 20 Februari 2009, yang hanya akan berakhir apabila loceng terakhir pada hari tersebut berbunyi.

That is basically what the contract is about. Wait. That IS what the contract is about. It seems vulgar. the reason this contract would end at 2.30 pm was because we can’t resist to scold some person. We hate that person. Haha. It all started with the first one. Haha. It’s because we always laugh every single day, laughing out loud I might add, so we decided to challenge ourselves. Haha. It’s kinda weird though. The second one, haha. It’s just typical for us to critisize everyone in our sight. Haha. Not all lah. Some only. the third one. Argh. Martha really regretted writing that one. Oh Lord. How we ALWAYS complain about the English work. Plus, the teacher is so freakingly awesomely boring. We can just die looking at her. Haha. The rest, ah, it makes us sound very vulgar. Haha. Let’s jsut anticipate the result, shall we?

The Power of Rumours

Rumours are awesomely powerful. Oh. I can still hear my heart being twisted, slashed by the samurai sword, and the sword is twisted and turn till I can barely breath just because of the stupid rumours. Today is really tiring. Emotionally. Very awesomely tiring. Even tears were shed.

Why must that person start this stupid war between the classes? If I know who you are, I’m gonna hunt you down and kill you. I don’t care if I go to jail or what, I don’t give a damn. What is it that you want from us? You said this, you said that, just to make us look bad. And you even dare to use my friend’s name just to accomplish whatever you want to accomplish. You female dog.

My tears doesn’t fall that easily. But today, oh the emotional wave. It hit me like crazy. Those who saw what happen at the church, hush. I trust in you. Keep quiet. You did not see anything. You  see nothing at all. Case after case hit me. I stumbled. Mind you. I don’t easily stumble. Is it really that important to you (that female dog who started everything) to ruin our friendship among the classes? Do you know how it greatly affect us and everyone else? I’m writing here as if she would read it. The pain.

The pain of being back stabbed is really painful. I can hardly breath after being back stabbed so many times. Even if some of the were rumours, oh the pain. I can hardly describe it. It’s too painful. People should never experience the pain of being back stabbed.

After all this, I realised something. I’m very fragile when it comes to my friends. I can fight back if it concerns me and me only. The more people that I love involved in it, the more fragile I become. The feeling of protectiveness is very strong.I can’t help it. I am a Cancerian, you know.  And I know, should I fight back, it would only make matters worse and I will end up hurting the people I love. I openly declare here that my weakness is the people whom I love. I don’t know how to say it works, but it does. So to anyone who hates me (don’t know who you are bo. How? Tell me lah. Haha), I openly tell you here my weakness ah. Don’t say I don’t have weakness. OH. And only cowards would attack my loved. Knowing I have a lot. And only cowards would want to use other people’s name and spread rumours. Damn you. And so I shall end this post with anger, sadness and whatever sort of feeling hit me today and yesterday.

Regretting

I’m regretting doing a lot of things these days. I know I have no rights whatsoever to regret. But oh well. I am human.

List of things dear Sharon regrets

1. Agreeing to be a promoter/advertiser for the Food and Fun Fair 2009. Damn that work is hard. I’m so regretting the decision of being a promoter. I have to like go around the whole school. Which is damn tiring I tell you.

2.  Agreeing to make jellies from Monday to Thursday. Do you know tiring it is to do that?? (Exaggerating much) Thank God I’m only making one flavour per day. It’s ultra super nice jellies anyway. I made it with lots of love. Haha. There’s even natte de coco in it. It’s so nice that I haven’t even ate one. How sad is that? I’m saving it so you guys, I mean girls, can buy it and taste my super ultra delicious yummy jellies. Haha. (I’m kinda good at promoting. Haha. It’s still tiring though)

3. Agreeing to continue my Grade 6 theory. I HATE THEORY!!!! Music theory I mean. It’s so annoying. Urgh. Grade 1 to Grade 5 was hard enough. With all the French terms, German terms and Italian terms and whatever comes with those little notes. It’s so annoying. Now it’s chords. I never quite click with chords. Chords are weird. Exception to progressive chords. Haha. I don’t even understand what is plagal anymore. What the heck is that? It’s so brain twisting. Haha. Kudos to those who made it to Grade 8 theory without a sweat. You are admirable. Such genius people should exist more.

4. I’m annoyed at ABRSM. For those you doesn’t know what that means, it means… eh. Wait. I forgot what it mean. I mean, seriously. What does it mean??? OH. Associated Board of the Royal Schools of Music. Now that’s long. So we shall just call it ABRSM. I never like technical work. And I don’t understand teeny bit why must there be a whole book of technical work. It’s despicable.

I’m sorry if this post is onle about me ranting about my laughable life.

Changing Again

It seems like I love to change my blog. Anyways, after this, unless I really need to, I would not change my blog again. Hehe. Sorry lah. I want to try something new ma. Hehe. I don’t even know what I want to say. Next post then I right long long. Haha.